benesexual
adjective
1. being only romantically or s-xually attracted to someone who can benefit a person beyond normality.
noun
1. a person who is romantically or s-xually attracted to someone who can benefit them beyond normality.
“my daughter is crazy for the boys, elaine!”
“actually, mother, i’m crazy for anyone who can bring me great fortune and even lots of money. i’m benes-xual, so, if i’m not getting anything out of it, i’m not with them.”
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