Benetti


an act in which one tells a joke that is either

a.) unfunny
b.) creates an awkward silence
c.) goes too far
often ends with either killing the mood, or an uncomfortable silence
guy a -” you want to hear a dirty joke? i fell in some mud”
guy b – “hey guys, want to hear a clean joke?”
guy a- “dude you just did a benetti.”

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