benger


a term meaning abject failure regardless of the effort applied coupled with a loud whining noise

always doomed to lose, fail, drop short but make more noise than a flock of geese going through the engine of a jet fighter
1) doing a benger – trying and failing in a task and bleating on about it or making out you succeeded when in fact you failed
2) you benger – you bedwetter (see bedwetter)
3) bengerised – listening to a long whining reason for failing
4) you’ve been bengered – cornered my a whining person in a pub.
benger/beng

used to replace food or drink name when looking forward to consuming said food/drink.
1. anyone want a cup of benger?
2. i could do with a chip benger.
benger can be used in many different contexts, it is a small village in wiltshire which n-body likes called sutton benger. benger can be used instead of a swear word.
oh for benger sake
i need to take a benger
benger off

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