benison fletch
benison fletch- two words in one. benison, to mean tw-t, and fletch, to mean the god of the mountains. this is basically another way of saying a tw-t god, like some d-ck footballer that always scores.
we pray to the benison fletch, but oh dear god we don’t want to
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