benitez
a person who is laughably bad at his/her job, but refuses to acknowledge it, preferring to cast the blame onto other members of his staff.
“c’mon, mr. ryans, i can’t work with a benitez like martin.”
to find excuses when the only excuse is ones own inept-tude. a direct opposite of a moyes.
“look at that moaning c-nt going on again, blaming 12 o clock kick offs. what a benitez”
an overweight, middle aged man, who is still a virgin
my friend is still a benitez
a hairstyle with over 80% receeding hairline, such that the man looks half bald, if it were not for a ‘tuft’ of hair in the centre.
made famous by liverpool boss rafa benitez.
gary, that guy has a benitez too.
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