Benning
the verb to ‘ben’ is often used to describe hitting something very hard with a very heavy hammer.
based on the mult-tude of hammers available you can go up in ‘ben’ sizes
usually -ssociated with landrovers, but can equally be applied to any older rusty or stuck component that needs to be benned out.
the joint was rusty and i had to give it a right good benning to free it off.
after countless hours benning the hub, i finally got big ben out and it soon gave in.
the act of holding the bowl or not p-ssing it to the next person in the circle. similar to bogarting the smoke.
who’s benning it?
benning is a synonym of the word “fapping”. benning is fapping, but in public areas, such as bathrooms, cl-ssrooms, restaurants, groceries stores, movieplex. it is hardcore meat-beating. so much so that your hand may bruise from said activity.
guy 1: dude did you hear about lukamar?
guy 2: no what?
guy 1: he got caught benning in the bathrrom!!!
guy 2: no way that’s hilarious.
adjective. benning is the act of accidentally -j-c-l-t-ng on a girls face. it typically occurs when a woman is performing oral s-x on a man. when this oral s-x is interrupted for any number of reasons, the man pulls out and accidentally shoots s-m-n on the womans face.
“so what did you do this weekend dude?”
“well this chick was giving me head and then someone walked in and i started benning.”
“dude! sweet! i love when people are benning on me.”
“wtf is wrong with you? gay.”
when a guy persistantly calls a girl to “talk” after they’ve broken up. this guy will stop at nothing to speak with his ex girlfriend, even if it means making an -ss of himself. those who are benning are commonly in high school, naive, and, unfortunately, face eaters.
lisa broke up with tom because her face became his meal when they kissed. now tom is constantly benning her with texts, calls, and internet convos.
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