benny

another term for a $100 bill, the name being derived from ben franklin’s picture on the money.
“i only worked for two hours and still made a benny”
a tourist who visits the jersey sh-r- from bayonne, elizabeth, newark, or new york (or anywhere near these places.) these tourists pollute the beaches and are rude to the local.
go home bennies. locals only.
the term benny originated from the letters of the train stations on the jersey sh-r- line where annual toursit come down to the sh-r- and mess up everything between memorial day and labor day.
(b)ayonne
(e)lizabeth
(n)ewark
(n)ew (y)ork

locals can spot a benny from miles away. they’re ususaly of italian decent, mostly from new york, they ask the dumbest things like “which way is the beach?” and “what do you guys do during the winter?”, they can’t drive for sh-t, they think they’re sweet, they crowd out beaches, malls, and basically our entire lives. they know only the major roads to get to the sh-r- + home, they think it’s cool to come down for the weekend, go to one of the 50 clubs on ocean av., trash the state and leave on sunday. the cops all come out after memorail day and hunt for the new york plates until labor day, they pay way to much for a shack a block away from the beach, they can’t handle a jeresy girl nor do they know just how good of a state new jersey is.

best of all, they have no f-cking idea what a ‘benny’ is.
benny (pulling over a few blocks away from the sh-r-): “hey bro, which way’s the beach?”

local (pointing west towards newark): “that way.” (mumbling under his/her breath) “go home f-cking benny…”
a slang term for the drug “benzedrine” that came into the u.s. around 1928 as inhalers, and later on in tablet form. it is a stimulant similar to methamphetamine.
i havnt slept for 3 days man, them bennies got me goin.
the tourist sc-m that comes from north jersey and new york and completely ruins the entire jersey sh-r- during the summer. they are usually greaseball italians and don’t know how to drive. they pollute our beaches, congest our roads, and trash our towns.

if you do not live at the jersey sh-r-, stay the f-ck out. we hate you and you are not welcome.

also see gohomebennies.com
you f-cking bennies need to leave our towns. now!!!!