Benoit Balls
the nickname given to a hotel concierge named benoit in “jeu monégasque,” a season 2 episode of the fx show, “archer.”
also: misspelling of ben wa b-lls.
archer: “sounds like ‘ben wa b-lls,’ benoit… b-lls. see? you can’t even say it without saying ‘b-lls.'”
archer: “hang on! benoit b-lls!”
b-lls of increasing size evenly sp-ced on a string that you tuck away in your (or your partner’s) -n-s. then, right when you’re about to -rg-sm, and not a moment before, you gently pull the string thereby releasing the b-lls uno by uno. benoit b-lls come in plastic and metal, from pet-te to gi-normous.
unknown to many god-fearing housewives, grapes are the benoit b-lls of choice for sodomites.
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