Bensoning


the act of spontaneously breaking into musical-esque singing and dancing in everyday conversation for no reason whatsoever.
one who performs these acts is known as a “benson”.
bro a: how’d that date go last night?
bro b: it was pretty good, until i turn around and she’s bensoning all over the place.
bro a: like full-on bensoning?
bro b: yeah, it looked like i was on freaking broadway.
the act of running around a open world game map collecting every item along the way to only return to the start to sell everything. considered extremely douchey and typically happens when there is a crowd watching.
“the other day i was watching mongo play deus ex human revolution, he was bensoning the whole time. i clawed my eyes out in boredom.”

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