Bent over and spanked
when a man decides to punish a women by pulling down her pants and underwear and bends her over and object like a table and spanks her until she learns her lesson and gets on her knees and services the man.
example #1
husband: my wife was being a b-tch last night so i bent her over and spanked her so hard that her -ss will be red for weeks.
friend: i did that to my girl last week it’s still red.
example #2
husband: pull down your pants and underwear and put your hands on the desk.
wife: what are you going to do?
husband: you are going to get bent over and spanked.
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