bent two by four


a dishonest jew.
in c-ckney ryhming slang a two by four signifies a jew—a 2 ” x 4″ being a standard timber size.
hence a bent two by four–a twisted length of wood, or more commonly, a dishonest jew.
that bent two by four shows good stuff in his window but shuffles you off with sub standard rubbish.
when i got home i weighed the goods and found that the bent two by four had given me less than full weight.

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