Bentfest
an annual event celebrating friendship, international goodwill and the transformation of everyday foodstuffs in to wonderfully alcoholic libations, during which all partic-p-nts are expected to become quite bent.
partier 1: “hey, it’s bentfest. is your -ss gettin’ bent tonite?”
partier 2: “of course, my -ss is useful for nothing but getting bent.”
partier 3: “cheers it issss!!! i hope to get bent soon!”
partier 4: “i am bent!”
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