Bentgate
bentgate refers to a set of occurrences in september 2014 where an apple iphone 6+ was found to bend slightly if held in tight hipster jeans’ pockets for extended periods of time. successor of the 2010 antennagate.
bentgate is the result of a combination of peoples’ inflated expectations (after all, physical objects do tend to deform if they’re subject to excessive force) and the natural characteristic of aluminium.
customer: “hi, i’d like to report a case of bentgate with my 6+.
marketing department: “you’ve been holding your hips the wrong way, which is causing the problem. try taking yoga lessons.”
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