Benvan


a benvan is a type of wave only ridable by those who are legendary members of the birch lake tubing -ssociation. it’s name is derived from it’s enormous size, closely resembling ben’s van. legend has it, no man that’s went into a benvan has ever came out the same.
“that benvan made matt it’s b-tch!!!”

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