benzie
a way to call a mercedes-benz
i got a benzie today baby!
to intentionally call a mobile phone and then hang up after only 1 ring for the purpose of letting the receiver know you wish for them to call you back.
“gosh darn. i wish to speak with robert, but i’m too cheap to pay for the mobile phone call. i’ll just benzie him, so that he pays for the call because he is too good of a person to not call me back”
slang for benzene, a volatile liquid hydrocarbon with the formula c6h6 used as a solvent and const-tuent of fuels.
benzie is used in solvent abuse to get high, and is popularised by solven abuser nelly in his/her rap song
“ride wit me” sic.
abuse of benzene causes extensive and rapid brain damage resulting in permanent loss of function, as well as liver and kidney damage. benzene is considered highly carcinogenic and is linked to brain cancer.
nelly: “if you wanna go and get high with me, smoke an l in the back with the benzie”
surgeon general: “i would strongly recommend against it.”
n. refering to a terrible managerial move in, prior, or after a baseball game by the coach.
that coach pulled a complete benzie, by telling his team they suck before a very important game against framingham.
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