bequeath
1. to die and leave a will.
2. to own and take advantage of the peoples in your shire. usually used in medieval accents.
“’tis not a county, fair wench, ’tis the lordshire, who doth bequeath us all.”
a mix of becoming queen latifah and doing steroids
“hey, how long have you been bequeathing?”
“mmm. at least 48 hours.”
-j-c-l-t-ng into your hand and then swiftly slapping a woman’s face with aforementioned hand.
don’t worry, i bequeathed my fortune upon her last night
a b-tch slap to the face so hard that you spontainously combust into a ball of fire
“hey did you hear what happened when matt broke up with taylor?”
“oh yeah man, she bequeathed him so hard he spat up blood!”
the past tense of a v-g-n-l expulsion of gas
she bequeathed all over me
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