Berkeley goggles
similar to the beer goggles effect, a person which one would not find typically attractive is seen as attractive. this effect is a cause of the uc berkeley bubble, where a lesser amount of typically attractive people exist. another factor included is the envelopment of academia connected to a decline in one’s social life.
me: at first i didn’t think (insert name here) was so cute, but there is something different about them this semester.
friend: looks like you’re sporting the berkeley goggles now. you’ve been in the berkeley bubble too long. at least your option has a good personality.
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when you first arrive in berkeley, you don’t think the people are very attractive, but as you notice how cr-ppy the city is, you start to think that a 6 is 9, and then you find it even easier to hook up with people since outsiders look real good to them.
roomate 1: dude, these chicks are ugly..
roomate 2: i know man, wish i was back in l.a.
(10 days later, as the roomates walk down bancroft)
roomate 1: d-mn u see that chick, she’s lookin better by the day!
roomate 2: huh, suddenly all these chicks are lookin good, u see the girl at the museum, i wanna marry her.
roomate 1: but u said she was a 4…
roomate 2: well, now that i see all the ugly chicks here, she’s an 8!
roomate 3: must be those berkeley goggles, or maybe its the weed…
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