Bernardi Party
much like ex italian prime minister silvio berlusconi’s bunga bunga parties, a bernardi party is a gathering of a s-xual nature, in this instance involving copulation between humans and another species of mammal. a bernardi party is named after australian senator, cory bernardi, who announced recently that same s-x marriage is a gateway to b-st–lity.
frank: hey dezza, what’s happening sat-rday night? any ladies coming around?
darren: na mate, thinking of having a bernardi party down at york peninsular.
frank: ooh you are a sick f-ck dez. i’m in.
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