bernardus
/bə nɑ dɪs/
noun:
the visible mark on an undergarment caused by a shart (plural: bernardi)
synonym: skid mark
nb: while a skid mark may be attributed to poor wiping, a bernardus is distinct as the result of a shart.
“of all the bernardi, the south australian senator’s bernardus was the biggest and foulest”
-prrrrrrppp- “ewwww, i’d hate to see the bernardus you left after that shart!”
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