Berni
awesome, amazing, likes blanket forts. can often be seen displaying a dopey smile. if approached, make sure to wear lots of bubble wrap as this creature is pr-ne to biting and gets distracted by the popping. giggles uncontrollably when tamed and will often giggle harder at it’s own giggling. mood is contagious, resulting in multiple cases of over-active hyper behaviour. is also very cute and huggable. diet includes: chocolate paddlepops, and more chocolate paddlepops. if creature appears aggressive, throw cats at it; this will calm the creature and leave you with at least 5 seconds to run away. or play evanescence.
“that berni stole my blankets!”
“i wish i was as awesome as a berni”
“my berni ate my chocolate paddlepop = ”
“if i buy bubble wrap, do you think i should hide it from my berni?”
a fat piece of lard
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