Bernie Macking


to provide woman with a s-xual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn’t get theirs. “i got mine, you should have got yours”.
from the kings of comedy tour.
i said to my wife, “how about a some bernie macking tonight?…she says cool, i will get the d-ld- ready to finish what you can’t”.
to provide woman with a s-xual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn’t get theirs. “i got mine, you should have got yours”.
from the kings of comedy tour.
i said to my wife, “how about a some bernie macking tonight?…she says cool, i will get the d-ld- ready to finish what you can’t”.

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