Bert Syndrome


n. the characteristic of having a single eyebrow across the forehead, much like the sesame street character bert. also known as unibrow.
nick wouldn’t be a bad looking guy if he’d only do something about his bert syndrome. can’t he get it waxed or threaded or something?

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