Bertha

bertha is an illegal drug, commonly used in the southeastern ukrainian regions. users will take a hollow sh-ll made of solidified crack cocaine, filled with weed smoke and coated generously in mexican black tar heroin. users will then load this into a big bertha cannon and send the drugs into their rectal cavity. this drug is very illegal, but rarely used because of the high prices to import heroin from north america. people refer to this as the “finisher drug,” because it is said that those who take bertha and survive never will do another drug again.
“did you hear about mike? he died trying bertha last night!”
“aw, thought that p-ssy could take it.”
an annoying roommate of sorts, usually obnoxious, fat, dirty, smelly, rude, and b-tchy.
wow! bertha did the floor a favor when she showered this morning.

ah! i wanted to kick bertha in the face.
a m-ssive 3 litre bottle of cider. usually consumed before gigs and other large sessions of heavy drinkin.
ste – “you coming down the fally tonite to dance with some goths”

jim – “yeah man im getting a bertha, do you want one?”

ste – “f-cking right eastbourne style!”
a person who’s parents wanted them to remain a virgin a very long time by giving them such a lousy name
boy, your parents must have really hated you to name you bertha.
a huge -ss, wide load, junk in the trunk
d-mn that guy has a bertha!
typical oversized female, always has ginger hair and has terrible dress sense thinking she can wear clothes 5 sizes to small for her…..don’t be near her on a hot day as bo is a big problem amongst bertha’s….
you will always have one within your workplace.
an outdoor place that is used to relax for short breaks, and have a ciggy or too, typically on a nice day
yoooo that bertha we were at was madd chill
this word was created in 1972 by a biker from kings lynn, norfolk to describe biiiigggg women. so now you know where it came from too. he’s quite proud of it too.
that bertha thinks she can fit in a size 20?!!!!!!!!!