bertz


international word for beer
it’s 1 a.m. i need a bertz!
1. h-m-s-xual

2. feces or defication

3. anything bad or of no value

commonly used interchangeably for the word mertz
1. dude why are you acting like such a little bertz?

2. oh man, i think i just bertzed my pants.

3. mcdonalds is just a bag full of bertz.

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