Besom
n.,scots: a pernicious or recalcitrant woman.
when i asked the chip shop l-ssie for extra chips the wee besom told me to f-ck off!
a ritualistic broom. usually used for sweeping away negative energy.
i swept the room with my besom.
a woman of low moral standing; a hussy or a prost-tute.
thon yins a right wee besom.
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