Best Fake Friends
when you are forced to be phony friends with someone you hate due to sharing the same work environment.
mary: “wow, did i just see you talking and laughing with jane?”
sarah: “ya, she was transferred to our project – so now we’re on the same team and are bff’s”
mary: “really? i thought you hated her?”
sarah: “oh i hate her f-cking face. we’re best fake friends now.”
a person who pretends to be your best friend forever when really they secretly hate you and talk about you behind your back.
girl 1- see you later bestie
girl 2- bye, love you (leaves)
girl 1- thank god that b-tch is gone
girl 3- i thought you two were best friend forever
girl 1- no im just her best fake friend, honestly i hate her
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