Best Friend Zone
when a girl calls a guy a “best friend” and is thereby elevated from the friend zone to the best friend zone.
worse than the friend zone, yet not as bad as the brother zone.
guy 1: i’ve been elevated from the friend zone to the best friend zone.
guy 2: you’re f-cked.
potentially, the worst level of friendzone you will ever reach. opposite s-x will see you as the ultimate conversation partner and even might not consdier you as a minger, yet find you uncompatible to any romantic/s-xual relationship. by far, the most misery-bringing rank you might even aquire.
are you motherf-cking kidding me?! s/he put me in funking bestfriendzone!
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