bestie zoned
being friend zoned, but ten times worse because its even harder to get out of.
shawn: yo blake! did you hear about josh?
blake: nah brah.
shawn: ya know how he liked hannah?
blake: yeah, they were hittin it off real good last i. checked
shawn: turns out he got bestie zoned!
blake: no way! that sucks big time, i would rather be friend zoned
shawn: i know!
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