bet


1980s. meaning yes or i agree.
a: “so i’ll meet you and then we’ll hit the party.”
b: “bet.”

a: “yo, lend me $20; you can hold this bike i just found.”
b: “no bet.”
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(n.) a network that used to be black entertainment television, but now is just the ghetto mtv.
106 & park = trl
how i’m livin’ = cribs
access granted = making the video/diary
college hill = the real world
coming to the stage = made
next = becoming
the center = true life/fight for your rights
rap city = direct effect
sneak peek = movie house
(none) = room raiders/crib crashers, dismissed/taildaters, newlyweds, the osbournes, punk’d
a channel that purports to support black culture, all the while instilling the idiotic ideas that plague black culture like cancer.
dude, after watching bet, i realized that i never have to get a real job because america is racist. it’s much easier to just collect unemployment and stare at my “free mumia” poster because something bad happened to my ancestors somewhere, sometime.
as in “sure,” “you bet,” “you know it,” “thats for sure,” “thats a plan,” or “i will do it”
hey, lets go to the zoo tomorrow! aight, bet!
funny how blacks can have their own channel but if white people have white entertainment television it’s marked as racist…
b.e.t. is an example of racism at work.
network that feeds off african-american stereotypes. doesn’t play real black music like blues. viacom is killing us television
bet music is a joke. it would be a real shocker to see performers like keb mo’, robert cray, or corey harris featured on that network. they probably never won’t.
a channel that completely accepts and encourages the stereotypical black att-tude and lifestyle. in other words, the degradation of human culture. as if it wasn’t degraded enough…

this is what makes other races dislike blacks.
host of a bet show: “yo yo yo, man, dis here is the new video from, uh… uh… -inhales deeply- sh-t, man, i need a joint. get me one real quick, dawg, and i’ll find dat cue card. ah, h-ll, who am i kiddin’? i can’t read.”

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