Bet Lag
the phenomenon that occurs when the losing party of a bet repeatedly forgets to grant the winning party its winnings due to apparent “memory loss”.
bet winner: do you have my 5 bucks today?
bet loser: sorry, it’s in my other wallet. tomorrow for sure
bet winner: d-mn, you have some serious bet lag!
the phenomenon that occurs when an individual who owes you money (from a previous bet situation) repeatedly forgets to pay you back because he/she “forgot”.
john: hey, do you have my money?
calvin: whoops i forgot, tomorrow for sure!
john: fine.
-next day-
john: hey, do you have my money?
calvin: whoops i forgot, tomorrow for sure!
john: worst bet lag!
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