BET2H-turn
“best ever thing 2 happen to u right now”, playfully referring to a relationship status between “just friends” and official “significant other”; typically used to describe the individual willing to entertain the idea of a relationship with someone who just got out of a bad long term relationship; cl-ssier than fwb
bet2h-turn is typically pr-nounced “b-e-t-2-h-turn”, used like “intern”
he’s not my boyfriend. he is just getting over his divorce, and we are just hanging out together a lot. i like to say that i’m his bet2h-turn.
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