betafag
noun: one who is unable to interact as a functioning member of society due to their constant complaining, lack of social skills, and all around f-ggery. these people are sometimes also referred to as “d-ck f-cks” and “-ss hats”
person 1: dude, lexie is such a betaf-g.
person 2: oh my god, i know, such an -sshat
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