Betch


a betch is another way of saying “b-tch” except it sounds a million times better and makes you feel cool!
let me borrow that top, betch!
those shoes are mine, betch!
1. (n) a saleswoman at a shoe store
2. (n) your twin brother who gets a car and a computer for his birthday while you get a large purple dragon plush toy.
3. (n) a b-tch who won’t give you any cond-mns

“these shoes are mine betch!”
“i’m gonna betchslap you shetbag!”
“oh…oh…oh…oh…by the way betch, f-ck you!”
“let’s partay, betch”
“betch, these shoes are 300 f-cking dollars. let’s get ’em”
the way a stupid -ss airheaded wh-r- says ‘b-tch.’ this girl usually says other intelligent things like ‘oh my gawd!! shut up!’ and ‘who’s j-zz is on my face?’ additionally, this brain dead c-m gargler usually wears tons of make-up, fake color contacts, a spray tan, hair extensions and has a tramp stamp. generally it takes a minimum of 5 years out of high school for this girl to become an obese moron with several children and a dodge neon with a roxy sticker on the back window and a hawaiian lei necklace hanging from the rear view mirror.
i’m so drunk betch!
a bagel egg tomato cheese and ham sandwich
make me one of those betch sandwiches betch
a young woman who wears ugg boots, uses fake tanner, generally wears too much makeup and uses the word “whet” frequently in conversation. can be seen in the highest frequency at most of today’s large city college campuses.
person a: oh my god, did you see that betch? ooompa loompa ooompadity doo
person b: i’ve got another puzzle for you!

person a: i tried to get on the green line in boston but…
person b: but what? too many betches??????
person a: ….yes
term used typically by kelly for stupid wh-r-s who like shoes and other people’s tops too much
hey stop that and gimme your shirt, betch
how a f-cking r-t-rded emo says b-tch.
“dude. that guy is such a betch.”
“what the f-ck is your problem betch?!”

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