Bethesdork
a bethesda game studios fanboy. most likely overweight, weak, and of low intelligence, this person m-st-rb-t-s to thoughts of ‘exploring’ digital landscapes and pretending to be a wizard or a warrior or something gay like that.
bethesdork: hey want to play skyrim?
dude: what are you, a bethesdork?
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