betsy blair guts cake
a bl–dy toe created in a battle of all epic battle fought at the end of the world where betsy blair guts cake fought benton oats and there was an explosion of sarcasm and all the worlds earthworms ate celery so all the celery eating bugs died and all the animals eating the bugs died and all the animals eat the animals that eat the bugs that eat the celery died and as their final words which were miraculously in english were: “betsy blair guts cake”
and all that was left of the entire world was a bl–dy mangled toe.
she stubbed her toe while doing something completely epic so her toe became betsy blair guts cake
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