Better Party Syndrome
more commonly known as bps. this is a condition common in teens and college age persons in which one is perpetually unsatisfied by a given party, get-together, hoedown, blowout, rage, and/or shindig regardless of the actual quality of said event. this results in an inexplicable and insatiable desire to search for a superior party, thereby insulting the hosts and annoying all of their friends.
sally and all of her friends are at a swinging high school get-together. everyone is enjoying themselves; everyone that is… except for sally.
sally: hey, so what’s billy up to tonight?
friend x: billy? i dunno. (while taking a shot)
sally: i just texted him! he says he’s having people over. we should go!
friend x: why?
sally: i don’t know. i’m bored. let’s check it out. (looking nonchalant)
friend x: ugh. fine. (turning to friend y) we’re going to billy’s.
friend y: looks like another night ruined by bps (better party syndrome).
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