Betteridge’s Law
a parodic scientific law stating that any headline ending in a question mark can safely be answered with “no.” extremely useful in this age of clickbait.
clickbait: “did this man cure cancer by spreading dog sh-t on his face?? the answer will amaze you!!”
smart guy: “no. if it was true then it wouldn’t need the question mark.”
clickbait: “but don’t people enjoy suspenseful headlines?? the answer is astounding!!”
smart guy: “betteridge’s law.” (keeps scrolling.)
#clickbait #science #humor #newton’s law #bullsh-t
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