betty crocker shit
when you’re too busy baking some motherf-cking cookies or something and you have to strain to not involuntarily sh-t yourself from all the hours in the kitchen.
man, i made some homemade cookies to celebrate those -ssholes from the new york office leaving finally. i was doing some hardcore betty crocker sh-t by the end of it though. too much raw cookie dough, i think.
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