between a rock and a hard-on
a situation in which you have to choose between your best friend or getting some action.
a: there’s this chick and i know she really wants my d-ck.
b: all right, man!
a: problem is, she’s dating one of my best friends
b: d-mn, sounds like you’re between a rock and a hard-on.
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