bexley

(n.)north bexley: mostly jewish, rich community bordered by ghetto train tracks. (weekly parties are held on the west portion.)
(n.)central bexley: mostly spoiled, sn-bbish community inclusive of the high school and “druggy” hang-outs.
(n.)south bexley: mostly nice, humble middle cl-ss, christian community inclusive of capital university.
“dude, you’re from bexley?”
“yeah.”
“uh, what’s a jewish person like?”
or
“which part of bexley are you from?”
“south.”
“oh, that sucks!”
a microcosm of mostly priveledged people in columbus, ohio totally lacking in diversity populated by would-be socialite mothers, orthodontist/lawyer fathers, and highschool valedictorian drugies.
person 1: dude, my mom is doing more charity work this weekend for mothers against domesticated wildlife
person 2: she is so bexley
persons 1: but she’s from long island
person 2: exactly
(v.)one of a very intelligent and cool nature. often jewish.
“wow, he’s really smart. he must be a bexley”
“look at those cool bexleys”
“i wish i were a bexley”
quiet suburb of columbus full of “cl-ssy rich people” who are very active in drug and alcohol use. if you go to bexley you most likely get good grades, are jewish or black and use drugs or alcohol every weekend. they love c.c. also known as colonial cl-ssic vodka.
i love my c.c. <3 and my nose.. your so bexley tiny bubble of upper-cl-ss superiority surrounded by ghetto on the east side of columbus, ohio. also known as h-ll. person 1: "where did you grow up?" person 2: "bexley" person 1: "ouch" short for "bexleyheath", a small town in kent, southern england, and is modern rhyming slang for "chief", which is itself english urban slang. a derogatory term for somebody considered less cool than you "shut up you bexley" sn-bby and rich, mostly-jewish neighborhood outside of columbus, ohio. he married this rich jewish chick from bexley.