beyond perfect
someone who is entirely all too amazing and perfect for words to explain. you can not even say that they are just “perfect”. because anyone who is “beyond perfect” can be nothing that simple. because they are beyond perfect.
see also: andrew (no middle name) damian.
andrew (no middle name) damian is entirely beyond perfect, whether or not he believes this.
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