Beyondshafted
when a person is so f-cked over, thrown under the bus extremely hard, or emotionally drained in a fierce fashion that requires transcendence.
guy 1: “jeff got drunk at the party, puked on the foreign girl, p-ssed out, and those skater kids drew a d-ck on the siding outside of his house.”
guy 2: “beyondshafted.”
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