BHNP
one might use this word to describe an individual without a p-n-s. this term usually comes into play when describing the so-called “male” individual to a member of the opposite s-x without alerting the person afflicted with the disease. this may be translated into “boy has no p-n-s” or whatever else your heart desires it to be. the medical term for this illness is sometimes referred to as “inverted p-n-s”.
“it’s kinda funny that bhnp” – guy #1
“dude, that’s not funny at all. it’s a serious medical condition known as inverted p-n-s” – guy #2
“hey maybe you should post fliers warning women to stay cautious because bhnp” – guy #1
“i am way ahead of you, man! i already scattered them across the entire floor of our school” – guy #2
“wait, did you just say that bhnp?” – girl #1
“yes, please read the fliers all over the floor” – guy #2
“oh my god… like no way! hey did you hear that bhnp?” – girl #1
“eeewwwwyyyyy! that’s just gross. like, why is he so disgusting?” – girl #2
“he was born with a s-xually threatening deformation called inverted p-n-s. it prevents him from being a man and does not allow him to carry on the family name.” – guy #1
“so then how does he f-ck hot and bothered girls like me?” – girl #1
“sadly for him, he just can’t… it’s not physically possible. but lucky for you, i am always available to take his place and skull f-ck your brains out.” – guy #2
“mmmm, now i don’t care that bhnp because you’re making me so wet right now. f-ck me like i’ve never been f-cked before!! talk dirty to me!” – girl #1
“i will! shut the f-ck up you sl-tty wh-r- sk-nkasaurus piece of p-ssy -ss! now f-ck me, beautiful!!” – guy #2
“oh bob saget!! count me in. i love long legged p-ssed off puerto ricans!” – girl #2
“f-ck you b-tch! i’m gonna put you in your place!” – guy #2
“ohh yes baby!!! uhhhh! mmhhmmm!! as long as my place is on you’re d-ck!” – girl #2
“you c-nt -ss n-gg-r f-ggot! you already know that it is!” – guy #2
“let’s go do this then!!!” – girl #1
“shut your face you nasty c-ck wh-r-! i will f-ck you when i am good and ready!” – guy #2
“…yes master.” – girl #1
“as you can see from the last example, talking about people with inverted p-n-s can really f-ck up a situation. things like this should not happen just because bhnp.” – guy #1
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