Bi-furious
bi-furious describes a person who becomes enraged when they are constantly asked whether they’re gay or straight.
another girl at the office asked david if he was gay and he went completely bi-furious on her -ss.
a person who is bis-xual, but is p-ssed off when the subject of them being bis-xual is brought up.
stacey threw a fit of bi-furious rage when i asked her if she was also into women.
the act of being super bis-xual. this is used for uber bis-xuals that enjoy what they do.
john: did you hear that jessica is bis-xual?
james: yeah, actually i heard she is bifurious.
john: what is bifurious?
james: someone who is uber bis-xual, and enjoys having bis-xual s-x a lot.
when one becomes so p-ssed at the opposite s-x they feel compelled to dabble with the same s-x.
for girls: guys are so stupid. i might as well just be bi-furious and date some chick.
for guys: girls are so stupid. i might as well just be bi-furious and date some dude.
a term used to describe a person who becomes enraged at the very sight of a gay, bis-xual, or bicurious person.
gay person: “oo i feel so gay today.”
bifurious person: “omfg i’m becoming bifurious, you disgust me!!!!!”
when someone doesnt know if they are gay or straight and is very angry by this situation
man 1:”oh my god, fit woman at 7 o’clock”
man 2 : “yeah she is fit , and look at him over there, wow im gonna go talk to him”
man 2: “dude, thats a dude!”
man 1: “oh my god, im bicurious , aaarrggghhh im going to shoot myself because now im bi-furious!”…(gunshot)
man 2:”well, guns can stop aids!”
the mental state of a striaght man following an incident of h-m-s-xual rape.
holy f-ck that guy just f-cked me in the -rs- without asking. i’m f-cking bi-furious about it
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