bi-vaging
the act of forcing a fleshlight (unlubricated) into your partners -sshole. the best time to do such an arousing act is when your just about to finish and instead of c-ming inside of her, you force the fleshlight inside of her -ss and you c-m in that instead of her v-g-n-. most likely she will scream in pure pleasure (which is commenly mistaken for a scream of pain and anguish). but do not let that fool you my friend…she will remember that pleasure for years to come.
amy: “hey jessia.”
jessica: “yeah?”
amy: did i ever tell you how blake bi-vaged me last
night?
jessica: “no! you never told me that!
amy: “yeah, it was amazing! iv’e never c-m so hard before!”
jessica: “golly, if only i could get dylan to bi-vag me.
amy: “you gotta! bi-vaging is the best!”
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