Bia Phone

1.) an incompetant young man who has problems growing, due to his lack of muscle m-ss and testosterone.
2.) an incompetant young man who takes s-xual gratification from ditching one’s friends on a regular and daily basis.
3.) an incompetant small creature who has an unhealthy obsession with his unattractive and unappleaing body features (ed. note; he believes himself to look like brad pitt and tom cruise, when in reality appears more like gollum from lotr).
4.) an incompetant young man who has a penchant for stealing mischievous children, taking them to his mountain cave, and s-xually molesting them before their eventual consumption by the bia phone. (see “bodash”.)
5.) any communication devise used by the bia phone himself.
6.) root: “bia”; slang for “b-tch” and “phone”; slang for “ditching someone with incoherent ramblings”, thus– an ignorant b-tch who ditches his friends using low-browed expressions and incoherent thoughts.

see related words: f-ck-pouch, c-ck-stain, sh-t-smear, f-ck, bodash, f-ck-stain, sh-t–ss, slap-stain.
brandon p. c-x is the bia phone.

brandon, you’re such a bia phone. i caught you molesting a child last night and then you ate it to get rid of the evidence.

bia phone! bia phone! oh hi, young man.

(as a cry for help): “the phone! the phone!”