Bible Humper
people who take the bible so literally that they are evil. these people tend to thing they are good people, when in fact they are not. they usually go to church every sunday, pray before every mean, follow the most ridiculous traditions and have a horrible ego. most of the time these f-ckwits are h-m-phobic, racist, closed-minded and judge mental towards everyone who doesn’t partake in the tradition of bible humping.
i’ve met some real bible humpers before and believe you me, i can -ssure you that i am not one of these people.
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a christian religious fanatic, commonly seen in georgia or other parts of the bible belt. bible humpers love the bible, so they hump it.
bible humper – “go to church or go to h-ll. i’m trying to save you.”
sane person – “shut up bible humper.”
someone who worships the bible and is so into it that they dry hump it late at night tryin to get off listenin to steve winwood
alter boy:man i feel really weird around paster fuzz i think he might molest me.
alter boy 2:dont worry hes a bible humper.
alter boy 1: ok thank god
fundamentalist “christians” who’ve never heard the story of jesus being offered dominion over the world when he was tempted on the mountaintop by satan; instead of repying “get thee away satan” they strive to control the world and subjugate all free will
football fans watching the super bowl witnessed a great game and had no idea of a wardrobe malfunction until the biblehumpers started screaming indecency!
see bible humping.
forrest: a bible humper is getting with my sister. my parents think they are doing bible studies behind those bedroom doors.
a girl or boy who have restrained themselves from s-xual relations because they are religious that they have so much pent up s-xual frusteration that they resort to other methods of s-xual release. examples: backrubs, play wrestling, pool chicken fighting.
matt was trying to tackle me all night at youth group, he is such a bible humper.
someone of christian faith who takes personal offence to any and all slams, jokes, criticism, and sarcasm, about christianity, god, or jesus. see also: christf-g
john: oh my god, mrs. vickers is such a bible-humper! she gave me detention because i said i didn’t believe in god!
pete: well, she did grow up in the south…you know how they tend to have more bible-humpers down there.
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