Bidet Shit
when one takes a dump that hits the water of the toilet at just the right angle in order for the water the splash back onto the -n-s, making it inevitably easier to wipe with regular toilet paper.
friend: “dude, how do you always sh-t so fast?” me:” you know, i just cut down on the wiping time.” friend: “and how do you do that?” me: i use the old, “bidet sh-t” ploy” friend: “ohhhhh… good move man!”
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