Bieber boner

1. the act of getting a hard-on, erection, woody, ect. while listening or looking at the newest pop sensation in a magazine or in the privacy of your home.
2. fantasizing over the high pitched voice of a 16 yr. old boy who has no hair anywhere.
3. one who bones justin bieber, usually big black men or women with strap-ons, in his -ss or v-g-n-.
4. construction of a shrine, to solidify your gayness for a lil boy. also can be exhibited with posters or school supplies littered with the kid.
1. gay boy: “yesterday i was listening to justin bieber, and i got a huge thumper.”
straight boy: “so you got a bieber b-n-r? go sit on your thumb.”
2. fangirl: “that young boy just gets me sooo wet when i listen to his sensitive voice. if i was a boy id get a bieber b-n-r.”
normal guy: “shut the f-ck up, you stupid bizznitch!”
3. black guy: “i pounded justin bieber’s -ss so hard after his show last night.”
catholic priest: “i wish i could do that!”
random guy: “yall are bieber b-n-rs!”
the sort of b-n-rs p-ss-es get.
d-mn you got a bieber b-n-r?
y3@h ii gott@ g0 toil3t.
something which no one really wants to see, yet is still reported on the news or other sources of media. if something is seen in the news every day we should call it “just another bieber b-n-r.”
that segment on the news about the republicans for gay rights was a real bieber b-n-r.
the act of listening to so much justin bieber you get a b-n-r.
even listening to the “ohhh oohh oh” start of “baby”,
you will get a b-n-r.
girls can get b-n-rs, too. that’s how awesome he is.
if you even hear the name justin bieber,
you will get a b-n-r, and you will love it.
dammit.
“d-mn do you gotta bieber b-n-r?”
“yeah! his song just started”