bife


a word describing a doorstop mounted on a wall.
“what’s this?” “oh, that’s a bife. it’ll stop your door from hitting the wall.”
best friend wife. the female, non lesbian, form of the word. (see definition #1.) any woman with whom you have a deep friendship with, but not a s-xual relationship.
a b.f.f. holds your hair while you puke. a bife holds your hand while you give birth.
a boy wife. its a g-y thing.
not that there’s anything wrong with that.
i’ve gotta call the bife. he’ll be wondering where i am.
short for life of bung….on the first day vincent created the term life of bung….on the second day, raybird created the acronym “lob”….pr-nounced like the tennis shot…..after his third fresca and gin, otis, in his “clever” carroll county way, merged/condensed this entire concept into a new word: bife…in fact, there was a new phrase created by his otisness, life of bife (meaning life of life of bife). thanks for you contribution to the english language otis.
my life is bife
word used by claudia to define something cool / hip / she craves.
woh! those cos wedges are bives.

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